Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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