It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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