I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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