I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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