Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
zippers are such a cool invention
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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