i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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