Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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