Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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