what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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