I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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