just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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