i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
