You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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