and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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