Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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