Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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