I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
