Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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