big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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