You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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