She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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