Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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