Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Green mimosas i think yes
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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