I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize