But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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