i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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