Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Your cock deserves a montage
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
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