: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Apparently you make a good broom.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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