The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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