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so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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