we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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