forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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