Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
FUCK WHALES
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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