Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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