There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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