You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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