he shaved USA in his pubs
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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