they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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