Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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