Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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