Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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