I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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