can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Randomize
