what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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