She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
The air taste purple.
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