I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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