There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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