I think im going to throw up on grandma
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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