Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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