i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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