YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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