Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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