In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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