I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He told me they were just razor bumps!
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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